"I know there is corruption in America. But I have lived here for a year, and have not seen it. In Kyrgyzstan, corruption is everywhere. You can not do anything without corruption. To send your child to school, to apply for a job, you must pay a bribe. If there is a car accident in America, the police and insurance companies determine who is at fault. If there is a car accident in Kyrgyzstan, the person with less money or less power is at fault. In Kyrgyzstan, if you build a business, you can do everything right, and pay all your taxes, and still have it taken away. In America, if you do everything right, it belongs to you.”
"Pretty much everybody in our group of friends has a different personality, but everyone smokes weed."
"Can you photoshop wizard hats into our picture?"
Brutally tough decision, but the winner of the photoshop contest was somebody named Pookie McNoodles.